A ball of pink and white variegated Sugar and Cream, purchased back in October (according to the receipt which was in the same bag).
I have a vague (extremely vague) recollection of purchasing this yarn and some of the other stuff listed on the receipt, but I have no clue why I decided to return it or how it ended up under a pile of crap so enormous that it was ultimately forgotten. I guess we'll never know, but at least I get a cute pink and white variegated dishcloth out of the deal.