Best Birthday Present Ever

My birthday presents arrived today (a month and a half early). I'm starting to wonder if this knitting-geek thing has gone too far.

Behold my wooden swift:


Gaze upon my new wool winder:


Attend, ye, my perfect center-pull yarn cakes:


I'm going to go root through the rest of my stash and see if there is anything else that needs winding. Then I'm going to go get the dental floss. I wonder if I can use it for speaker wire?